Sindhi: Oye Tu Vahan Kone Men Kyon Baitha Hai? Pathan: Sardi Bahut Hai N Isliye Sindhi: Sardi Hai To Kone Men Kya Tapmaan Jyada Hai? Pathan: Ha Tumhe Nahin Pata Kona 90 Digri Ka Hota Hai
Ek Ladki Tran Se Utar Kar Pathan Se Puchti Hai: Yah Kaun Sa Station Hai? Pathan Ne Socha Socha Aur Socha! Fir Bola: Bahan Ji Yah Relve Station Hai!
Ek Pathan Par Bijali Ke Taar Gir Gai! Pathan Tadap Tadap Ke Marne Hi Wala Tha Ki Use Yaad Aaya Ki Bijali To Do Din Se Band Hai!
Pathan Ke Ghar Beta Hua Pathan Ne Use God Men Liya Usane Susu Kar Diya! Pathan: Nars Ham Ko Dusra Pees Do Ye Lik Hai!
1 Pathan Apne Kandhe Par Tota Baithakar Ja Raha Tha! Ek Bande Ne Pucha: Yah Kaun Sa Janvar Hai? Tota: Pathan!
Vakil: Tum Ne Pulis Officer Ki Hatheli Par Jalti Hue Sigret Kyon Rakhi? Pathan: Ye Hamko Bola Kaam Karwana Hai To Pahle Mutthi Garm Karo!